we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You're like the curious george of whores
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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