Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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