thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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