ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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