:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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