i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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