like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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