Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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