It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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