The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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