I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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