Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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