dude i'm inner monologue high
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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