PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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