i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
