Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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