Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
