No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't think brook has ever known best
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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