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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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