i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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