please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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