He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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