I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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