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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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