I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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