at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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