Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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