jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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