just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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