But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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