i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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