just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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