Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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