I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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