Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
time to smoke my breakfast
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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