I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
