entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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