either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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