absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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