i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I currently don't understand fingers.
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