what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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