at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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