I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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