Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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