Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!