It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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