Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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