i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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