i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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