He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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