i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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