well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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