well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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