I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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