I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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