piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
false alarm, still single
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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