Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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