I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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