you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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