if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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