I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
