But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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