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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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