We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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