normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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